Twitter

(two posts in one day? what is this madness?!)

I was telling my dad about Twitter, and when I tried to explain 'followers' and what they do he said, "You mean, like, stalkers, right?"

Oh dad.

AND IN OTHER BREAKING NEWS;

I'm going to pull a Jerry Cooke and do a photo of the day thing, on my bran-spankin-new Flickr (jeblock24, duh). Starting tomorrow. Because I look terrible today.

Cheers!

Because no one is going to tag me

I'll do it for myself. [=

Jessica needs (there were a few good ones...) 1. TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON and 2. to stop dressing like a slut

Jessica looks like looks like yall be singing spank me baby one more time. (WTF?!)

Jessica says Tony would never tell her to lose weight. (This is REALLY weird because I have a brother named tony.)

Jessica wants to get rough. (Ummmm... Sure.....)

Jessica does Dallas.

Jessica hates 1. metal 2. mexicans 3. joe 4. work and 5. fat people. (wow, i's not a very nice person.)

Jessica asks friends to take part in her baby ritual. (the majority of stuff I get comes from Jessica Alba's site. Weird.)

Jessica likes 1. it loud 2. 'em smart 3. her sweats

Jessica eats a live octopus

Jessica wears 1. the unitard 2. sunglasses at night (hopefully not at the same time...)

Jessica was arrested for biting her sister’s arm in a fight. (I have no sister. IT'S ALL LIES, LIES I TELL YOU!

Jessica loves her some taco. (Damn straight, son.)

For those of you not in the know, this is the Google tag game, started by John Green, I believe. You put your name, plus the verb in quotation marks and google it, and hilarity ensues.