You are cruel. Did I do something to you that justifies the fact that you seem to do everything possible to keep me from all of the eligible men? I mean, sure, maybe I spent too much of my time doing community service with disabled children during the summer between 9th and 10th grade. Or maybe it's the fact that I try to look for the best in people before judging them that makes you dislike me so much. Possibly it's because I look forward to being a mother because I love nothing more than taking care of people? Actually, no. It's probably the fact that I've never tasted alcohol, smoked anything, or even attempted to try drugs besides the prescribed amount of Tylenol, Tums, Advil (if there isn't Tylenol), Sudafed (if I'm really sick) and whatever it was they gave me for my strep throat and chicken pox. Or maybe it's because I've never done anything with a guy ever? Maybe you're punishing me for my total virginity? I don't know World. Whatever I've done in the past - maybe it's my openness? Or my good natured humor? - I'm sorry that I pissed you off. So please, let me meet a nice guy who's single?
Yours,Jessica
