Dateless, but still going. And I'm going to have a blast.
But, because I know you all just want to know EVERYTHING that I'll be doing, I'm making you a list!
- Do homework. And do it fast. I'll be out all night, and then REALLY EARLY tomorrow I have to do horse stuff because they switched my class times. Urgh.
- Eat something small. Like waffles.
- Put on some real clothes (not showering yet, my friend wants to do my hair for the dance,and if i wash it and let it dry now, it'll be messed up by the time I'm over there) and go buy some shoes to wear (yikes, late, i know)
- Come home, finish any homework I did not yet do.
- Eat something small again. Like a salad or fruit.
- Paint nails (finger and toe) to match dress. (toe depending on if I wear open toed shoes) Most likely black and blue.
- Gather dress, make up supplies, brushes, shoes, music, etc. into one large tote. (excluding dress)
- Take a shower. Blow dry hair. Pray that my subtle tan lotion has some effect on my vast whiteness. (ACTUALLY, off topic, but the other day I was talking to my friend Kevin, and I was saying "Oh, or Alaska, it would be cool to live there." and then I remember that Palin is Gov. and so I go, "Oh, but Palin's there. And she would probably shoot me." and he's like "Whaaaa-?" and I'm like "Like a polar bear. DON'T SHOOT! I'M NOT THAT WHITE!" and he cracked up. Good times in History class.)
- Want to, but restrain from putting on a layer of subtle make up. Because most likely someone will want to do that, too.
- Have mom drive me to my friend Laura's and get all girled up. Be told "Oh, STOP IT Jessica" at least three times for saying something like "But it's that a little... fancy?" or "But can't I just wear it down?" or "WHY CAN'T I WEAR JEANS!?"
- Get driven to Olive Garden, sit at a table with both my friends who have dates, and the one's who don't.
- Feel jealous, but not show it.
- Get over jealousy because their dates are either friends or jerks.
- Eat pasta. Probably spill on my $100 dress. Why Italian? Why?
- Get driven to the Country Club.
- Dance, and be merry. Except for slow songs. Then be sad and brooding.
- Make a fool of myself with my inability to dance. (Can you say Elaine?)
- End of dance (midnight) , and get driven to Dairy Queen.
- Be loud and obnoxious, and order fries to make up for small meals through the day.
- Get driven back to Laura's, pick up my clothes, and go home.
- Sleep for a maximum of... 5-6 hours.
- Go do horse stuff!!!!!!! YAY TROTTING! (Aka, me running along side horse who wants to rip my arm off. FUN STUFF!)
- No, I'll actually have a great time, and I think lessons end early. So I'll go home and sleep some more. And do any left over homework.
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