Monday, July 14, 2008

omg lyk shopping.

So I went shopping today, which I don't do all that much, because I don't like going out in public. (I'm too far from my computer i guess ;) ) But I went to the mall with my besties, and we went into all of the new stores and avoided the super preppy ones (Abercrombie&Fitch, Hollister, AE (i would have gone in but my friends hate it), and Aeropostale or whatever way it's spelled.) because i never fit into anything they have, being a person who is many pant sizes larger than most girls who go to those stores religiously, who's pant size is usualy about the same as their IQ.

There was a new Love Culture that I hadn't been to, so I looked around and tried tons of stuff on, but the largest pants size they carry was like 13, and i'm an 11. So that made me feel extra huge. And some girl in the dressing room, about my age (WITH A BABY. still manages to amaze me) was complaining about how she is a 4. And talking to her friends about how she hates being so fat. And I wanyed to smack her. But my friends and I were trying on skanky looking tops with less fabric than a victoria's secret thong, so I didn't want to expose me huge self to the world. Ah well.

I am going to upload a video before I go to bed, I filmed it yesterday. [Charlie I still think you should post videos some time. Your life sounds very interesting and people would love to watch you. Just saying.]

I bought the same top in two colors because it fit really well, 3 pairs of hoop earrings and some short shorts. And a pretzle. And soda. And I spent all but 3 dollars of the money i brought. Ah well, birthday is coming up. And being my sweet 16, I expect to rake in the dough.


How was your day? Interesting?

2 comments:

Nokorola said...

That was awesome to read. I wish you would have punched the skinny fat girl, it would have been a better story. And lastly, you rock Jess.

Anonymous said...

I don't go shopping much, either. Mostly because all the annoying people in my town go to the mall here, & because all the shops suck, & because all the shops also have really crappy sizes that make me look all bloaty, &- Basically I'm not just a mall person. I'm more of a stay-at-home-&-read person.
I like what you said about the pants sizes and IQ's. It made me laugh c: Not that I sat with a blank expression through the whole post except for that part or anything. Yeah.

A lot of people get pregnant during the summer, I've noticed. Like the church I go to, it's not uncommon to spot five or six pregnant women just glancing around. Not seriously looking or trying to pick them out. But geeze. Pregnant at fifteen. [or so] I can't imagine me with a child, even at like, 30 or something. I don't think I'll have children.
& chicks like her annoy me. The ones who are smaller than most [smaller than me] and are yapping about how they're so fat. They should appreciate being the size they are, because they fit in, & they don't go through magazines & feel like they're so far from the size of the models. & they don't have to search very hard to find pants sizes. They have it good, and yet they think they're fat. Bah.

I went through this stage a few months back, where in really really wanted to get on YT and make videos. But then I realized that I'd have to save up 300 dollars or something for it, & also that I may not be accepted on YT. Because we all know that you don't just put up a video & everyone loves you, you know? So I went a while longer wanting to get on but not, and then making an account but not buying anything to record with and stuff. And now I'm okay with watching the YT community from afar. It's alright c:

P.S. Your sweet 16 is coming up? So is mine c: When is your birthday?